Thursday, December 23, 2010
Jailbait
So the other day I was talking to this file clerk at work. He asked if I'd ever been ice skating. I said that I had, and that I'd like to try skiing one day too. He asked if that was an invitation. I said "No, jailbait - but thanks for asking." Mind you, he just turned 18 and I'm 29. He comes back with, "Its skiing, not sex!" and I replied, "If it makes me sweaty, breathless, and sore then it's close enough!"
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Skiing doesn't appeal for some reason. Sledding would be fun!
ReplyDeleteSurprised to hear you chit-chat at work. I pictured you cool-staring everyone into silent submission.
Cross country skiing sounds like a bummer. Throw some hills in there and it might just be fun. Or maybe snowboarding. C'mon! Where's your sense of adventure? And you want to go to Alaska with me? (Snort!) You better get acquainted with snow, Mr. Florida.
ReplyDeleteOwww- Snowboarding sounds like FUN!!!
ReplyDeleteUmmmm......Okay so back to the post...Mixed feelings here.....(mainly because there's a 21 year age diff for me and hubby-he's the younger. He ACTS way more mature then me tho mostly, 'cept when it comes to gaming...) God, if I could only make myself believe that anything that makes me sweaty, breathless, and sore is "close enough" it would sooo make my day. Housework would then be my BFF!!! Priceless!!!
Hahahahahah!!!
Omg! Go Sunny! That's what I'm talking about! I was just talking smack. I dig younger guys... Just not that particular file clerk ;-)
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